FRODO: /var=80% at 6:31 p.m. (next warning at 90%)
GANDOLF: Average query time > 500ms at 10:22 a.m.
QUEUE: OpenAI request quota at 95% for client ACME_CORP
PAYMENTS: Transaction failure rate > 2% in last 30 min
MEDIA: Video encoding queue > 20 jobs (delays expected)